17 Things You Must Not Do If You Want To Survive In Lagos1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It wil...See morel be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.5. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌6. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them.7. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o8. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅9. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.10. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria. #lagos